Below are some warnings, labels and information that have reportedly been written on common products.
Hair dryer Never use hair dryer while sleeping.
Hand drill Not intended for use as a dental drill.
Toilet brush Do not use toilet brush for personal hygiene.
Dashboard sun shield Do not drive with sunshield in place.
An iron Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
A can of pepper spray Pepper spray may irritate eyes.
A cutlery set Never try to catch a falling knife.
Sleeping pills May cause drowsiness.
Lighter Ignite lighter away from face.
Christmas lights For indoor or outdoor use only.
Baby lotion Keep away from children.
Lighter fluid Contents Flammable.
Sterno Do not use near flame or fire.
Hose nozzle Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Bottom of dessert box Do not turn upside down.
Children’s cough medicine Do not drive or operate machinery.
Insect spray This product not tested on animals.
Rat poison Has been found to cause cancer in mice.
Almond candy bar May contain traces of nuts.
Bag of chips You could be a winner! No purchase
neccessary. Details inside.
Animal crackers No animals were harmed manufacturing this
product.
Television remote control Not dishwasher safe.
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